Intelekshual Does Not Love You

This might be a lie

“Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I’ve heard educated white people say, ‘slavery was 400 years ago.’ No it very wasn’t. It was 140 years ago…that’s two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That’s how recently you could buy a guy.”

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Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)

Sylvester Magee, the (probable) last American born into slavery died in 1971.

The last living child of former American slaves, Mississippi Winn, died in 2010.

Slavery in the territory that is now the United States lasted more than 330 years. We will be 330 years removed from slavery in the year 2195.

(via fishingboatproceeds)

(via checkerdandy)

“But if you really learn how to pay attention, then you will know there are other options. It will actually be within your power to experience a crowded, hot, slow, consumer-hell type situation as not only meaningful, but sacred, on fire with the same force that made the stars: love, fellowship, the mystical oneness of all things deep down.”

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David Foster Wallace, charted by Jessica Hagy (via ilovecharts)

I love David Foster Wallace. 

(via ilovecharts)

Pardon my horrific grammar on this one, I was super pissed off. This one comes from a dude I’d agreed to go on a date with, even though he was already coming off as kind of desperate. If you guessed that I’m not going out with this douchebag now, you are not an amoeba.
thisgingerischronic:

marinashutup:

congress

fuck

Congress…and my worst nightmare.

thisgingerischronic:

marinashutup:

congress

fuck

Congress…and my worst nightmare.

(Source: justanothersimpsonsblog, via scoticus)

Clearly, this guy is my creepy, bigoted, anti-choice soulmate.

Anonymous asked: Hank Aaron straight up called Republicans a bunch of racists. Hank Aaron is fucking awesome.

yoisthisracist:

Hank Aaron is awesome.

Dating online!!!!(Nowhere, nowhere on my profile does it say anything about this.)
M,T,W,T,F,S,S
scoticus:

amprog:

FYI: It’s legal in 34 states to be fired for being gay. via Upworthy

wait really?

scoticus:

amprog:

FYI: It’s legal in 34 states to be fired for being gay. via Upworthy

wait really?

sinshine:


#SafetyTipsForLadies Stay in the womb. It’s the last time you’ll have full personhood anyway.
March 26, 2013

This is my most retweeted tweet ever.

sinshine:

This is my most retweeted tweet ever.

(via scoticus)

OH DOROTHY

(Source: lickystickypickyshe)

lickypickystickyme:

Can’t we just eat doughnuts at a babyshower?

MMMMM. AT LEAST THE TINY MURDER VICTIMS ARE MULTI CULTURAL.

lickypickystickyme:

Can’t we just eat doughnuts at a babyshower?

MMMMM. AT LEAST THE TINY MURDER VICTIMS ARE MULTI CULTURAL.

(via lickystickypickyshe)

All day every day. ERRRRY DAY.